Kredit : Dwan Ibn Shariff
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Where is this Malaysia?
Malaysia is off the southeastcorner of Asia, 1500 miles south of China and 1500 east of India. It includes of The Islands of Sumatera, Java, Borneo, Celebes, Timor, The Moluccas, New Guinea, and a thousand smaller islands. The country gets its name from Malay people who lives there.
Well, Malaysia means nothing to me!
Are you sure? When you washed your face this morning the soap was probably made from cocoanut oil from Malaysia. Malaysia probably furnished the rattan for the canebottomed chair in which you sat and the tinware in the kitchen where your breakfast was cooked. You put Java sugar in your Java coffe, or your Java tea, or your Java cocoa. You put Borneo pepper on your eggs, Your coffe cake was seasoned with malaysia spices, and your pudding was made of Malaysia tapioca and seasoned wit Malaysia nutmeg. Ypur peanut butter was made of Malaysia peanuts. Ypur laundryman uses Malaysia bluing, and the tires on your ear are from Malaysia rubber. Your wear a Java straw hat in your garden, and your neighbor smokes a Sumatra cigar. Your dentist uses Malaysia cocaine, and your doctor gives you Malaysia quinine for your malaria and Malaysia capsicum for your indigestion.